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Baltic Santa Rocks!

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CCesterApr 10, 2023

I can't even express how grateful I am. I'm so lucky, I got a gift from my previous Lithuanian Santa. I said I loved those gifts, but I don't know if there's a word for the current ones.

First of all I got Halloween themed trouser braces, two pumpkin shaped lampions which will look great in the carved pumpkin (if we finally do one). I also received some spooky sweets, such as ghost bubble gums, exploding candy, some mustache-shaped licorice candy (here we call this kind of candy 'bearshit candy', don't ask why) and a pack of milk chocolate lentils which you might notice is missing from the pictures. I have a good reason for that. We ate them.

Santa also made sure to pack some savory treats as well. 4 packs of chips only for adults. I've just read about the vagina flavoured chips last week, so I got a bit scared at first, but they are nothing of the sort. They are mostly hot chips with cannabis, magic mushroom and cheddar flavour.

I left the best thing for last. In the letter they wrote, my Santa explained a lot of things and they mentioned casually that they knitted a cute spider especially for Halloween and they think it will be a good decoration. I expected a small cute spider thingy. But holy fuck.. I got a HUGE hand made spider, with different shoes on each of its legs. I could write a novel about all of them. And on the top of that it had a hooded cape on. I can't even tell how much we love it. Cute is a brutal understatement. IT IS FCKING AWESOME.

I love you Santa, you made my Halloween. I'm also a bit selfish, so I hope it wasn't the last time you got me as your giftee and I also hope that in the future I'll have the chance to return the joy and be your gifter.

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