So, my poor Santa has had to wait on me. First I was out of town for a couple of weeks, then as soon as I got back the fires erupted here, and after a couple of days of waiting and watching the fire maps I evacuated for a few days. BUT! I'm home now, house is fine (although very smokey).
Santa sent me a great bunch of stickers that really got my aesthetic. Like, seriously. They managed to tick a lot of the boxes in my description, and now the only question is what I will do with them.
Thanks Santa!