Santa sent me a package labeled "Extremely Urgent", so of course I couldn't wait to open it! From within the depths of this chest of cardboard from the kingdom of UPS, I withdrew the Wooden Sword of Dragon! The stats are hidden, but I bet it's +1 Charisma and Strength! Thank you so much Santa for this super cool sword! I have a love of both dragons and swords and this is the ultimate combo!
Slapthefatcat